I don't think I can afford to call. The long distance charges it would take to reach you on that high horse way up in the stratosphere would be staggering.
We get it, you're a prince of a guy doing whatever you can in this world to protect the interests of these players who are less than prime prospects. Not frowning upon that, everyone should do what they enjoy. I'm not frowning upon the players either, I played ball early on with several guys who had short minor league careers. I would have played too if I had their ability.
The condescending tone is really what I don't get. You asked about a signing, there wasn't enough interest, case closed. Yet for some reason the back and forth is continuing on. I know there were some criticisms but if you were a mature professional who was secure in their stature it would have ended there.
I get the feeling you're trying to speak down to the board as if you're either way above them in stature, comprehension, or education (I'm not sure which). You might want to double check the credentials of others, as well as your own before taking that tone. Obviously you don't enjoy being here, so why waste your time?